harvestea:

S-rank crops are darker and healthier-looking than B-rank crops

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

mulderplease:

fox mulder: *points to unknown lifeform* thats an alien

government: no… you don’t undesrtand,… that’s not an alien you are wrong… pleas,e… you cnanot say this fake thign,

fox mulder: lov this alien

people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

tsukiyama-shoo:

tsukiyama-shoo:

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

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donniedarkheaux:

relationship status: waiting for drake

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that